With All the Love I Had, Which Was Not Enough (an existential critique)

I am a slacker, despite my youth and apparent astuteness with technology and social media I have neglected my blog in favour of a summer of debauchery and hedonism. Since my last post I have done a number of things. Many of these things are what I believe lead to said decadence. I, in fact, completed my honours degree. It was something of an agony, if you follow my tumblr (www.whatanoddremark.tumblr.com) you would have been privy to my subsequent lapse in sanity. I'm not going to pretend that my journey through exegetical hell was unique, I'm sure any honours student can regale you with tales of eating mint slice biscuits for dinner, leaving the packet bedside so that they could have breakfast in bed before pulling on their 'not trying' pants and going into the studio for 16 hours. 

Following a year of eating biscuits for breakfast we, as always, were rewarded with a graduate exhibition. Install shots and other miscellaneous material can be found here. Below is a price list of my main installation, which aptly shared the titled of this blog post.

1 No Romance in Pattern $20
2 No Romance $20
3 No Romance in Hollow $20
4 Chromophilia SOLD
5 A mistake to do this at a Funeral $30
6 The Collective $60
7 Gin and sour defeat $40
8 Shampoo $100
9 Emotionless meat sack $40
10 Flesh Tomb $100
11 Love Me $175
12 Sweaty and ashamed $50
13 Treat them coldly $50
14 Ulcers $30
15 A horribly sad thing $40
16 Decline in mental stability SOLD
17 Buy some new friends $30
18 Shake people by the lapels $60
19 Bitter and alone $50
20 Sad Sorry Sucker SOLD
21 Singing and dancing $60
22 Soap Scum in Lemon $20
23 Soap Scum in Reptile $20
24 Avoid the Abyss $20
25 Filth Goblin $100
26 Start a blog $30
27 Sexual intercourse $40
28 It is kind of urgent $50
29 How deep can a pan be $30
30 Sleep naked $40
31 Internal Purge for the Summer $100
32 Self-Respect or Lack There Of $100
33 People Standing Too Close $40
34 Empty $20
35 Garden Variety Paranoia $20
36 Garden Salad Paranoia $20
37 Despair and Disappointment $50
38 Commit mass genocide $40
39 Scumrot Bathroom Queen $100
40 Nothing out of the ordinary SOLD 
41 Cleaning the Cache $175
42 Daily crying session $50
43 Masturbate in public $40
44 Silly Self Deluded Girl $20
45 Garden Gnome Paranoia $20
46 Fowl SOLD
47 A flawless plan $50
48 It’s a Disaster $20
49 I Used to be Someone Else $175
50 I have no advice $50
51 Pieces of Shit $40
52 Submerge $100
53 Maybe Not $40
54 Concession Stand $120
55 Control $40
56 Just like a tortilla $30
57 A Spectacle $20
58 A Spectacle in Reptile $20
59 Emotional Trauma $20
60 A Depiction of My Insides $100
61 Meat Queen $100
62 Lay naked on the floor $50
63 A coaster $30
64 Like a salad $40
65 Handjobs SOLD
66 Shower sex and hats $40
67 A brisk powerwalk $30
68 Your underwear $40
69 Folding a fitted sheet $50
70 My sarcasm is constant $50
71 Smelly sloppy mess $60
72 Used Up, Dry and Cynical $175
73 Breakfast of Champions 1 $50
74 Breakfast of Champions 2 $50
75 A disappointing end $30